How to fall for a mango?

GloriousChicken

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Well,
Heres something very complicated.
Heres the situation if you'd be in:
The mango likes you but you dont like the mango in return,
How would you fall for the mango to the same level as the mango likes you?


Answer honestly.
 

opethian

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so ur a guy and a MANGO is interested in u n u want to fall for him but so far u dnt like him ;)
dnt get me wrong but it sounds gay-ish :p
peal him, cut him, n put him in a jucier pur some milk n ice n just fk the hell out of him keep him grinding n mashing for minutes till the time u dnt see foamy stuff at the top (damn i also sound so gay-ish, yukh)
u just made me hate mango milk shake yuk!!!
 

Ottoman

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No one falls for an 'Aam' aadmi. One must have proprietary features that defy other mangoes.

Anwar ratol, for instance, has a distinct smell that is exclusive to it.
 

eternalgreymon

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let the mango take you out on a couple of dates. See if you develop a connection, or you could just turn it into "Booty Call" thing. I've heard mangoes love to be "eaten out" btw :spiteful: xD
 

GloriousChicken

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No one falls for an 'Aam' aadmi. One must have proprietary features that defy other mangoes.

Anwar ratol, for instance, has a distinct smell that is exclusive to it.

We're talking about....different kind of mangoes........
 

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so ur a guy and a MANGO is interested in u n u want to fall for him but so far u dnt like him ;)
dnt get me wrong but it sounds gay-ish :p
peal him, cut him, n put him in a jucier pur some milk n ice n just fk the hell out of him keep him grinding n mashing for minutes till the time u dnt see foamy stuff at the top (damn i also sound so gay-ish, yukh)
u just made me hate mango milk shake yuk!!!
This post is far more disturbing than the OP.
 

ashahzadpk

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Dear admins how long this crap thread will be alive ? Nonsense at its peak. Let the forum maintain some standard atleast

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ye kia Abuses will lead to banS ha... aam khaao...nai khaana toh juice bnao...nai peena toh jelly bnao...nai khaani jelly toh custard bnao...par AAM ko kuch naah bolo
 
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